Funny Boozy Keychains for Dog Lovers & Cocktail Connoisseurs

Boozy, Bold, and Just the Right Amount of Unhinged

Pair with Stickers or a Bottle Opener for Maximum Mischief

Whether your drink of choice is tequila, whiskey, or whatever’s open, these funny keychains bring the party wherever your keys go. Designed for people who love dogs, cocktails, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, this collection is small but mighty—and just the right amount of unhinged.

Perfect for gifting, these keychains make excellent add-ons for birthday bundles, bachelorette bags, or your friend who’s always “just having one.” Made of lightweight metal and designed in small batches, each one is hand-pressed with bold, glossy art that won't fade (even if your memory of last night does).

Warning: May cause laughter. May also cause strangers to ask, “Where did you get that?”