The Verve Bar
Funny Coffee Sticker for Laptops | Coffee > People
Funny Coffee Sticker for Laptops | Coffee > People
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Caffeine First. Small Talk Never.
Your Priorities, But Make It Matte Vinyl
This sticker says what your face already does before 10 a.m. “Coffee > People” is your caffeine-fueled manifesto, now in waterproof vinyl.
Stick it on your laptop, travel mug, water bottle, or forehead (OK, maybe not your forehead). It’s a high-quality, low-effort way to warn others that you run on espresso and avoidance.
Whether you're a barista, a caffeine snob, or someone who’s simply tired of group texts—this funny coffee sticker belongs in your life. It’s durable, dishwasher safe, and socially efficient.
Add to cart and let your beverage do the talking.
Made in USA. Size 5 x 1" Matte Vinyl. Dishwasher Safe | Waterproof.
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Fun Gifts On Tap
Welcome to The Verve Bar, where we aim to make every visit an unforgettable experience! As you step inside, you're not just entering a bar; you're entering a world of delightful surprises and unique treasures waiting to be discovered.
Welcome to "the best seat in the bar," where you can immerse yourself in the vibrant energy of our web space. We have a treasure trove of gifts tailor-made for every special person in your life. Whether they're passionate about pickleball or devoted dog lovers, we have something that will bring a smile to their face.
From charming stickers that add personality to any surface, to sleek keychains that serve as a constant reminder of fond memories, and luxurious gift baskets overflowing with goodies, we're here to ensure you find that perfect something that speaks volumes without uttering a word.
But it doesn't stop there. At The Verve Bar, we thrive on connections and interactions. We cherish the feedback and ideas of our valued customers, which is why we encourage you to join us on Instagram and share your thoughts. Have a brilliant idea for a sticker design or a catchy saying that would look fabulous on a keychain? Let us know! Your input fuels our creativity and inspires us to keep pushing the boundaries of what's possible.
Come on in, make yourself at home, and let the magic of The Verve Bar enchant you. We eagerly await the opportunity to hear from you and make your experience with us truly unforgettable.