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The Verve Bar

Funny Credit Card Sized Bottle Opener Gift

Funny Credit Card Sized Bottle Opener Gift

Regular price $9.75 USD
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A Gift for For Those Who Do It All (Or Nothing)

From Work Mode to Nap Mode in Seconds

You’re a walking contradiction, and now your bottle opener is too. One minute, you’re conquering the world. The next? You’re horizontal, recharging for the next round of questionable decisions. This credit-card-sized stainless steel bottle opener fits in your wallet, so you’re always ready—whether you’re in badass mode or nap mode.

A Gift for People Who Know Balance

  • Slim & durable – fits in any wallet
  • Stainless steel construction – tough like you, but also chill like you
  • Matte green finish – so fresh, so clean
  • Perfect for beer lovers, nappers, and general life enthusiasts

Pocket-Sized Power Move

Size: 3.4" x 2.16" Printed in Portland Oregon

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Fun Gifts On Tap

Welcome to The Verve Bar, where we aim to make every visit an unforgettable experience! As you step inside, you're not just entering a bar; you're entering a world of delightful surprises and unique treasures waiting to be discovered.

Welcome to "the best seat in the bar," where you can immerse yourself in the vibrant energy of our web space. We have a treasure trove of gifts tailor-made for every special person in your life. Whether they're passionate about pickleball or devoted dog lovers, we have something that will bring a smile to their face.

From charming stickers that add personality to any surface, to sleek keychains that serve as a constant reminder of fond memories, and luxurious gift baskets overflowing with goodies, we're here to ensure you find that perfect something that speaks volumes without uttering a word.

But it doesn't stop there. At The Verve Bar, we thrive on connections and interactions. We cherish the feedback and ideas of our valued customers, which is why we encourage you to join us on Instagram and share your thoughts. Have a brilliant idea for a sticker design or a catchy saying that would look fabulous on a keychain? Let us know! Your input fuels our creativity and inspires us to keep pushing the boundaries of what's possible.

Come on in, make yourself at home, and let the magic of The Verve Bar enchant you. We eagerly await the opportunity to hear from you and make your experience with us truly unforgettable.