The Verve Bar
Funny Dog Car Decal | Enough About Your Kids Sticker
Funny Dog Car Decal | Enough About Your Kids Sticker
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For drivers who rank dogs above small talk.
Some conversations just aren’t worth fetching.
This funny dog car decal says what every dog person is thinking at red lights and dinner parties alike. “Enough About Your Kids, Let’s Talk About My Dog” isn’t just a sticker — it’s a public service announcement for anyone tired of PTA stories and human baby milestones.
Designed as a large kiss-cut vinyl sticker, it’s perfect for cars, coolers, kennels, or anywhere you’d like to establish priorities early. The bold black-and-white design looks clean, sharp, and just self-aware enough to get a laugh instead of a lecture.
Weatherproof, dishwasher safe, and attitude-approved, this one survives long drives, coffee spills, and side-eye from parents who still think “fur baby” isn’t a valid term.
Display it proudly. You’re not antisocial — you’re just dog-focused.
Shop smaller 2.8" version of this funny dog parent sticker here.
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Welcome to The Verve Bar, where we aim to make every visit an unforgettable experience! As you step inside, you're not just entering a bar; you're entering a world of delightful surprises and unique treasures waiting to be discovered.
Welcome to "the best seat in the bar," where you can immerse yourself in the vibrant energy of our web space. We have a treasure trove of gifts tailor-made for every special person in your life. Whether they're passionate about pickleball or devoted dog lovers, we have something that will bring a smile to their face.
From charming stickers that add personality to any surface, to sleek keychains that serve as a constant reminder of fond memories, and luxurious gift baskets overflowing with goodies, we're here to ensure you find that perfect something that speaks volumes without uttering a word.
But it doesn't stop there. At The Verve Bar, we thrive on connections and interactions. We cherish the feedback and ideas of our valued customers, which is why we encourage you to join us on Instagram and share your thoughts. Have a brilliant idea for a sticker design or a catchy saying that would look fabulous on a keychain? Let us know! Your input fuels our creativity and inspires us to keep pushing the boundaries of what's possible.
Come on in, make yourself at home, and let the magic of The Verve Bar enchant you. We eagerly await the opportunity to hear from you and make your experience with us truly unforgettable.