The Verve Bar
Sarcastic Family Sticker for Laptop or Water Bottle
Sarcastic Family Sticker for Laptop or Water Bottle
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For relatives who should probably stop texting each other.
Sarcastic family sticker for relatives who roast harder than they hug
This sarcastic family sticker sums up your family’s vibe in one line: “Therapist Read Our Family Group Chat. Suggested Witness Protection.” Perfect for siblings, cousins, or anyone whose holiday gatherings are part roast, part circus.
Tough enough to survive coffee spills, dishwasher cycles, and even Thanksgiving dinner, this sticker belongs on laptops, water bottles, or wrapped inside a gift to your favorite troublemaking relative.
Grab one before your family sees the receipt.
Size: 3.5” × 1.5”. Matte vinyl. Dishwasher safe. Made in USA.
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Welcome to The Verve Bar, where we aim to make every visit an unforgettable experience! As you step inside, you're not just entering a bar; you're entering a world of delightful surprises and unique treasures waiting to be discovered.
Welcome to "the best seat in the bar," where you can immerse yourself in the vibrant energy of our web space. We have a treasure trove of gifts tailor-made for every special person in your life. Whether they're passionate about pickleball or devoted dog lovers, we have something that will bring a smile to their face.
From charming stickers that add personality to any surface, to sleek keychains that serve as a constant reminder of fond memories, and luxurious gift baskets overflowing with goodies, we're here to ensure you find that perfect something that speaks volumes without uttering a word.
But it doesn't stop there. At The Verve Bar, we thrive on connections and interactions. We cherish the feedback and ideas of our valued customers, which is why we encourage you to join us on Instagram and share your thoughts. Have a brilliant idea for a sticker design or a catchy saying that would look fabulous on a keychain? Let us know! Your input fuels our creativity and inspires us to keep pushing the boundaries of what's possible.
Come on in, make yourself at home, and let the magic of The Verve Bar enchant you. We eagerly await the opportunity to hear from you and make your experience with us truly unforgettable.