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The Verve Bar

Sarcastic Luggage Tag for Travel - Not Today Edition

Sarcastic Luggage Tag for Travel - Not Today Edition

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For when the airport, the people, and your mood don’t align

Let your bag say what your face can't.

This neon green luggage tag delivers a message loud and clear: Not today. Not for the delays. Not for the chatter. Not for the gate changes, $12 coffee, or tiny seats. This is a passive-aggressive power move for people who prefer their sarcasm carry-on.

Printed on durable faux leather, this tag helps you spot your luggage fast—and keeps unsolicited conversations to a minimum. You're not here for small talk. You're here to land and leave.

Want to make a custom version that features your dog, your logo, or an even saltier slogan? Create your own with our custom luggage tag builder.

Add to cart and start silently screaming in style.

Size: 2.75 x 4.1. Faux leather. Designed and printed in Portland, Oregon by Sly Dawg Studio. Includes plastic attachment loop.

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Fun Gifts On Tap

Welcome to The Verve Bar, where we aim to make every visit an unforgettable experience! As you step inside, you're not just entering a bar; you're entering a world of delightful surprises and unique treasures waiting to be discovered.

Welcome to "the best seat in the bar," where you can immerse yourself in the vibrant energy of our web space. We have a treasure trove of gifts tailor-made for every special person in your life. Whether they're passionate about pickleball or devoted dog lovers, we have something that will bring a smile to their face.

From charming stickers that add personality to any surface, to sleek keychains that serve as a constant reminder of fond memories, and luxurious gift baskets overflowing with goodies, we're here to ensure you find that perfect something that speaks volumes without uttering a word.

But it doesn't stop there. At The Verve Bar, we thrive on connections and interactions. We cherish the feedback and ideas of our valued customers, which is why we encourage you to join us on Instagram and share your thoughts. Have a brilliant idea for a sticker design or a catchy saying that would look fabulous on a keychain? Let us know! Your input fuels our creativity and inspires us to keep pushing the boundaries of what's possible.

Come on in, make yourself at home, and let the magic of The Verve Bar enchant you. We eagerly await the opportunity to hear from you and make your experience with us truly unforgettable.