The Verve Bar
Sarcastic Self-Care Sticker for your Water Bottle
Sarcastic Self-Care Sticker for your Water Bottle
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Namaste in bed, thanks.
Sure, meditation is magical. So is not hearing Carol’s voice for a full hour.
This funny meditation sticker is for anyone who’s tried mindfulness and decided sleep was the better guru. Featuring a bright mustard yellow background and a pointed message for that one coworker who always has breathwork advice, this one pulls zero punches.
Stick it on your journal, yoga mat case, iced coffee tumbler, or your therapy folder for maximum passive-aggressive enlightenment. It’s waterproof, sarcastic, and just grounded enough to be considered wellness-adjacent.
Add to cart before Carol recommends breathwork again.
Ideal gift for yoga quitters, nap enthusiasts, or anyone who once opened Headspace and promptly fell asleep.
Size: 3.5 x 1.8 in. Matte vinyl. Dishwasher safe. Made in USA.
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Welcome to The Verve Bar, where we aim to make every visit an unforgettable experience! As you step inside, you're not just entering a bar; you're entering a world of delightful surprises and unique treasures waiting to be discovered.
Welcome to "the best seat in the bar," where you can immerse yourself in the vibrant energy of our web space. We have a treasure trove of gifts tailor-made for every special person in your life. Whether they're passionate about pickleball or devoted dog lovers, we have something that will bring a smile to their face.
From charming stickers that add personality to any surface, to sleek keychains that serve as a constant reminder of fond memories, and luxurious gift baskets overflowing with goodies, we're here to ensure you find that perfect something that speaks volumes without uttering a word.
But it doesn't stop there. At The Verve Bar, we thrive on connections and interactions. We cherish the feedback and ideas of our valued customers, which is why we encourage you to join us on Instagram and share your thoughts. Have a brilliant idea for a sticker design or a catchy saying that would look fabulous on a keychain? Let us know! Your input fuels our creativity and inspires us to keep pushing the boundaries of what's possible.
Come on in, make yourself at home, and let the magic of The Verve Bar enchant you. We eagerly await the opportunity to hear from you and make your experience with us truly unforgettable.