• Blue faux leather luggage tag with a political humor design featuring a dumpster fire and the words "Destination: Anywhere that's not a dumpster fire."
  • Set of three faux leather luggage tags featuring political humor and dry wit: one 1) blue 2) yellow - both with a dumpster fire design, & phrase "Destination: Anywhere that's not a dumpster fire," 3) blue with a checklist for "Real Leaders" and "Tequila."
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The Verve Bar

The Perfect Luggage Tag Travel Gift for This Year

The Perfect Luggage Tag Travel Gift for This Year

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Luggage Tags for the Traveler Who Needs to Laugh at It All

A Little Humor to Lighten the Boarding Process

Whether you're avoiding political dumpster fires or just looking for a laugh at baggage claim, these luggage tags deliver exactly what you need. With three designs that reflect your humor (and some of your travel priorities), these faux leather tags will keep you smiling during your journey—after all, at least the luggage doesn't ask you for your opinion.

  • Choose your destination with dry humor and zero regrets
  • Mesh pocket on the back with ID card
  • Designed and printed in Portland, OR

Size: 2.75" x 4"

💼 Add these to your cart and get ready for your next trip—minus the stress and political drama.


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Fun Gifts On Tap

Welcome to The Verve Bar, where we aim to make every visit an unforgettable experience! As you step inside, you're not just entering a bar; you're entering a world of delightful surprises and unique treasures waiting to be discovered.

Welcome to "the best seat in the bar," where you can immerse yourself in the vibrant energy of our web space. We have a treasure trove of gifts tailor-made for every special person in your life. Whether they're passionate about pickleball or devoted dog lovers, we have something that will bring a smile to their face.

From charming stickers that add personality to any surface, to sleek keychains that serve as a constant reminder of fond memories, and luxurious gift baskets overflowing with goodies, we're here to ensure you find that perfect something that speaks volumes without uttering a word.

But it doesn't stop there. At The Verve Bar, we thrive on connections and interactions. We cherish the feedback and ideas of our valued customers, which is why we encourage you to join us on Instagram and share your thoughts. Have a brilliant idea for a sticker design or a catchy saying that would look fabulous on a keychain? Let us know! Your input fuels our creativity and inspires us to keep pushing the boundaries of what's possible.

Come on in, make yourself at home, and let the magic of The Verve Bar enchant you. We eagerly await the opportunity to hear from you and make your experience with us truly unforgettable.