The Verve Bar
The White and Gray Cat Sticker You’ve Been Looking For
The White and Gray Cat Sticker You’ve Been Looking For
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“I’m Not Judging You... But My Cat Is.”
(Even if your cat isn’t gray—and especially if they’re silently judging you right now.)
Not all cat stickers are created equal. Some are cute. Some are sassy. But this one? This cat sticker is here to silently remind everyone around you that your cat has opinions—and they're not great.
“I’m Not Judging You... But My Cat Is.”
In other words, this is a gray cat sticker with the energy of a courtroom stare and the emotional warmth of a marble statue. Perfect for your laptop, helmet, notebook, or water bottle—basically, wherever judgment is needed. And yep, it’s waterproof, durable, and dishwasher safe.
Decrease Quantity at Checkout and You’ll Regret It More Than Last-Call Shots
Trust us: this cat sticker goes fast. Add more to your cart and you won’t have to go through the emotional devastation of realizing you didn’t order enough. Sticker remorse is real, and your cat will sense your failure.
Why You’ll Love This Item
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It’s a judgmental gray cat sticker, and it shows up to work.
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This item makes a great gift for any cat lover who understands that “affection” sometimes means a paw to the face.
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It ships fast, clings harder than your cat when you try to move them, and comes in a matte finish for that classy, cold stare.
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Your order will be fulfilled with zero side-eye (from us).
Frequently Asked Questions
How big is the sticker?
This glossy gray cat sticker is approximately 2.8 inches tall x 2.2" wide—perfect for your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or wherever judgment is needed.
Will it stay on my water bottle?
Absolutely. This sticker clings harder than your cat when you try to leave the house. It's waterproof, dishwasher safe, and ready to survive whatever chaos your day (or dishwasher) throws at it.
Why does my cat judge everyone?
Because they don’t shop at The Verve Bar. It's science. (Or at least, it’s strongly supported by the judgmental energy captured in this cat sticker.)
Do you have other cat products?
Yes! Check out our cat-themed luggage tags, lens cloths, bookmarks, and a Pride notepad that your cat will definitely sit on the second you open it.
Where can I put this amazing sticker?
Basically anywhere: your water bottle, laptop, phone, helmet, skateboard, cat food container, cat water bowl, car window, bike, ski pole, notebook, calculator, or any item you want to upgrade with a little side-eye perfection.
Product Details
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Sticker type: Glossy vinyl
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Finish: Waterproof, dishwasher safe, and ready for emotional support water bottles
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Quantity: Sold individually (but you'll wish you bought more)
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Fulfillment: Every item is shipped fast from the USA because delayed judgment is still judgment.
Shipping and Fulfillment
Your order is fulfilled quickly and shipped out with zero side-eye. We know your cat is already wondering why it isn't on your water bottle yet. Most of our orders ship the next day!
Love Your Sticker? Leave a Review!
If you love your new gray cat sticker, leave a review and let the world know. (Your cat won't say thank you, but we absolutely will.) PS Tag us on Instagram!
Great Price, No Regrets
Judgment has never been more affordable. High-end quality, dishwasher-safe durability, and a price even a picky cat would approve of.
Waterproof vinyl. Made in the USA Size: 2.2 x 2.8"
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Welcome to The Verve Bar, where we aim to make every visit an unforgettable experience! As you step inside, you're not just entering a bar; you're entering a world of delightful surprises and unique treasures waiting to be discovered.
Welcome to "the best seat in the bar," where you can immerse yourself in the vibrant energy of our web space. We have a treasure trove of gifts tailor-made for every special person in your life. Whether they're passionate about pickleball or devoted dog lovers, we have something that will bring a smile to their face.
From charming stickers that add personality to any surface, to sleek keychains that serve as a constant reminder of fond memories, and luxurious gift baskets overflowing with goodies, we're here to ensure you find that perfect something that speaks volumes without uttering a word.
But it doesn't stop there. At The Verve Bar, we thrive on connections and interactions. We cherish the feedback and ideas of our valued customers, which is why we encourage you to join us on Instagram and share your thoughts. Have a brilliant idea for a sticker design or a catchy saying that would look fabulous on a keychain? Let us know! Your input fuels our creativity and inspires us to keep pushing the boundaries of what's possible.
Come on in, make yourself at home, and let the magic of The Verve Bar enchant you. We eagerly await the opportunity to hear from you and make your experience with us truly unforgettable.