Funny Drink Stickers for Wine, Water Bottles, Cocktails & Chaos

Make That Hydro Flask the Funniest One at the Office.

Your mug is tired. Your water bottle is bored. Your cocktail tumbler is silently judging you.
Time to fix all three with these funny drink stickers — waterproof, dishwasher-safe, and fully equipped with sarcasm, wine references, and the occasional well-placed swear word.

Because a Motivational Quote Wasn’t Cutting It

Whether you're sipping tequila, chasing caffeine, or pretending that bottle of water is wine, these stickers say what you're really thinking — so you don’t have to.

Themes include:

  • Wine and cocktail stickers (for your classiest chaotic moments)

  • Funny hydration reminders (some sweary, all spot-on)

  • Espresso martini energy (because motivation is a myth)

  • And flamingo pool float vibes, even on a Tuesday

Perfect for dressing up tumblers, water bottles, laptops, or passive-aggressively labeling your office mug. Bonus points if you sneak one onto your friend's cup mid-party.

Waterproof. Hilarious. Arguably therapeutic. Add to cart and hydrate with humor.